Sunday, February 15, 2009

In case ur wondering what a SaTchMo is...

This is what u would call a SaTchMo!
Say whats up SaTchMo



SaTchMo doesn't float well. only the top half of his body floats.
He usually just wades in the kiddie pool. or up in that bush looking thing u see behind him.




Now... For the other meanings of SaTchMO!



    1. n. An informal term for the sasquatch
    2. woah, I almost saw the satchmo!
    3. Really? (dies)

    1. satchmo


    1. 1. a bad ass trumphet player

    2. 2 or a benjiman for more detail see hippiehut
    3. 1. whoa check out that bad mofo rock that trumphet

    4. 2. benjiman hurry up and piss u shit head, tree fuckin, satchmo



    1. The politically-correct way of insulting a person implying that the insultee is a morbidly-obese, smelly, unattractive pathetic loser with a personality to match.
    2. Steve: "Are you still with Jen?"
    3. Nathan: "No I dumped that SATCHMO for her best friend Lisa."
    4. **See also Satchmoes
    1. 5.
    1. Satchmo

    1. v. to slap one with your own penis
    2. n. the act of slapping one with your own penis
    3. "That sick bastard just gave me a satchmo."
    1. 6.
    1. Satchmo


    1. a nickname given to the late singer/trumpeter Louis Armstrong. Short for "satchel mouth"
    2. We need to watch out for the satchmo!
    3. What, the trumpet player?

Monday, February 9, 2009

i don't have a home. I'm having a meltdown!

well it's not completely true. but it's back to living with the family again.. i'm not even sure of that yet but all signs point in that direction.. the house i'm living in now is being packed up slowly but surely. thursday is the signing...and i'm not sure what mark is gonna do.. options were going to stay with Preston's or Dexter's.. Neither one of those options sits well with me. lulled into a false sense of security then feed to the wolves is the feeling i can't seem to shake. it's my own fault.. .I'll survive this. thank god i'm here in miami with family and not in baltimore.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

SaTchMo WINS!

Damn Right!! Fuck with SaTchMo and get yo shyt fucked up!

Found this video on you-tube while doing some research on salamanders/newts habitats.A Friend of mines got me one for x-mas.His name is SaTchMo SkeTch-aLoTT. He's my lil man now.and i'm about to expand his living situation.I'll post pics later.
It's seems as if one of SaTchMo's Cousins peeped the gardener snake's game and stepped up on the evolution ladder.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Horoscope 02-01-09

Here chillin with my daddy rico. Tipsy DOWN earlly in the afternoon.
need to check in with my blog and horoscope so here it is.


"You could have a sneaking suspicion that your biggest and best ideas need to be
pared back a little so you can make them happen. This isn't about negotiating
with anyone else, for others might not yet realize what you are doing. It's more
about applying common sense to your plans before you initiate action so you
don't have to make the adjustments later on."